Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So. Much. Porn.
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