Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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