I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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