Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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