She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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