I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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