woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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