Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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