Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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