I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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