Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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