How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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