never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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