I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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