We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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