Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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