we have officially lost it.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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