bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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