he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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