he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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