theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
When are your genitals available?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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