We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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