I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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