I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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