PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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