What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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