I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
