Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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