You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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