we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
this hospital has no fireball
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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