His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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