I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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