question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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