You work out of a Hotel?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
What drink are we having for lunch?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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