Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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