piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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