what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
