Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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