it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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