Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize