we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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