Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
