We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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