guys are not supposed to queef...right?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
