Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
