Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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