You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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