we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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