Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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