She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize