I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I got inside last night via doggy door
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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