whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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