Tell her she can't have a vagina
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This is the high leading the old right now
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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