Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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