Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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